The Lord is My Webmaster
(With apologies to King David...)
The Lord is my Webmaster, my links shall not break;
He maketh me lie down with vivid screen rasters;
He leadeth me beyond great waters;
He refresheth my page.
He leadeth me in the paths of compliancy,
For his name's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of browsers,
I will fear no evil;
For thou art with me.
Thy code and thy scripts, they comfort me.
Thou preparest a table before me
In the presence of mine audience;
Thou anointest my pages with URLs;
My counts runneth over.
Surely geekness and nerdness shall follow me
All the days of my life
And I will dwell at the site of the Lord forever.
Amen.